Funny Quotes I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. #Funny Fred Allen My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. #Funny Mitch Hedberg Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. #Funny#Happy Benjamin Franklin Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. #Life#Funny Mark Twain Too much agreement kills a chat. #Life#Funny Eldridge Cleaver A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. #Funny#Women#Men Lana Turner I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. #Funny#Deadline Douglas Adams A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. #Funny#Women Oliver Herford Do not take life too seriously.You will never get out of it alive. #Life#Funny Elbert Hubbard
