Mitch Hedberg's Quotes I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So l got a cake. #Birth Day Mitch Hedberg I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So l got a cake. #Birth Day Mitch Hedberg I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So l got a cake. #Birth Day Mitch Hedberg My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. #Funny Mitch Hedberg
