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For my birthday l got a humidifier and de- humidifiers… l put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

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Steven Wright

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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E. Joseph Cossman

To give somebody your time is the biggest gift you can give.

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Franka Potente

It is lovely, when l forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

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Ellen Glasgow

The return of my birthday, if l remembers it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

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Samuel Johnson

When l was little l thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4TH.

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Gloria Stuart

If l could be doing anything, l'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

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Anita Baker

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.

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Liv Tyler

I love the big fresh starts, the clean slates like birthday and new years, but l also really like the idea that we can get up every morning and start over.

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Kristin Armstrong