Birth Day Quotes
For my birthday l got a humidifier and de- humidifiers… l put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
It is lovely, when l forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
The return of my birthday, if l remembers it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
If l could be doing anything, l'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.